Producer guy #1: She’s just awful.
Producer guy #2: And it’s not like she’s smokin’ hot!
Producer guy #1: Yeah, if you can’t act at least be smoking hot.
10201 West Pico Boulevard
Los Angeles, California
Producer guy #1: She’s just awful.
Producer guy #2: And it’s not like she’s smokin’ hot!
Producer guy #1: Yeah, if you can’t act at least be smoking hot.
10201 West Pico Boulevard
Los Angeles, California
Guy in next office: I don't believe in marriage. Women just take your money.
Beverly Hills, California
Coworker, in earnest discussion: I think what's more of a concern these days is the complete disintegration of everything.
Croydon
England
Admin to intern: Our lives are not just about the dots. (to other interns) These banks, they get married, change their names… (in baby voice) Have babiiiieeesss.
Exchange Place, New Jersey
HR: What we need to determine about her mistake is, is this fuckup a rare occurrence or is this the type of thing we should come to expect from her.
VP: You mean like the normal run of the mill disasters…
HR: Exactly.
75 Washington Avenue
Portland, Maine
Overheard by: brian brinegar
Superintendent: We all know it is wrong, but this should make it not as wrong as it is now.
1400 Douglas Street
Omaha, Nebraska
Engineer #1: Why on Earth do we have to use this?
IT worker: We’re committed to using our own solution.
Engineer #1: Yeah, I understand the dog food rationale.
Engineer #2: The problem is that it’s not dog food. It’s kitty litter.
401 Elliott Avenue West
Seattle, Washington
New coworker: My name's Dave* and my eccentricity is I like everything in paper, not plastic.
Eugene, Oregon
Overheard by: dying a slow death here
CEO: Getting shot’s not so bad… So long as it’s for the right reason.
Park Avenue South
New York, New York
Overheard by: hiding under my desk
Professor: People never say half the things they are supposed to have said. I mean, just ask Jesus — ‘It wasn’t me, it was my flippin’ disciples.’
Queens University
Kingston, Ontario
Canadia
