Support tech (in southern accent): If that don't fix it, then it's still broke.
Hollywood, Florida
Support tech (in southern accent): If that don't fix it, then it's still broke.
Hollywood, Florida
Important European suit: It’s like feeding Ethiopians — there’s never going to be enough food.
Midtown
New York, New York
Overheard by: And I Thought I Was Offensive . . .
Co-worker #1: Is it bad to take holidays just after you start a
new job, like within the trial period?
Co-worker #2: Yeah, I took, like, 10 days in the first week of starting.
WCP Harlaw Road
Inverurie, Aberdeenshire
Scotland
Overheard by: JBlair
Male Debt Collector #1: …I’m pretty sexist.
Male Debt Collector #2: I’m not sexist, I’m just realistic.
Magill
South Australia
Australia
Overheard by: Ilse
Manager: Oh, good. As long as she doesn't know what she's doing, we're okay.
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: BeccaGo
Worker bee: The easier pencils are to find, the easier they are to steal.
Plymouth, Michigan
Overheard by: Tim
Chubby office girl #1: … And I’m a big girl, okay? The wind was blowing so hard that I almost fell over. I dunno how other people stay on the ground.
Chubby office girl #2: I’ve often wondered that.
Chubby office girl #1: Why I’m so fat?
Chubby office girl #2, laughing: No, how skinny people aren’t airborne more often.
Chubby office girl #1: They’re more aerodynamic, I guess.
State Street
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Liz
Coworker: Well, people are essentially like Slinkies…
Lexington, Massachusetts
Overheard by: loves her job
Australian guy: Pardon my language, but my last boss was such a cunt.
Intern: I feel like it’s more acceptable to say the C-bomb when you have an accent.
Spring Street
Oyster Bay, New York
Co-worker: So I was at the deli, and I asked for a third of a pound of meat. I asked the lady twice. She then gave me 1.5 pounds of meat. I said, “Excuse me, this isn’t a third of a pound.” Then she said,
“Yes, it is.” Then I said, “No, it’s not.” So then she turns and asks her co-worker behind the deli counter how much a third of a pound is, and her co-worker replies, “Oh, a third of a pound is .75.”…This is why I hate the South.
115 Perimeter Center Place
Atlanta, Georgia
