Boss: What's a few holes between friends?
Collegeville, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Techmonkey
Boss: What's a few holes between friends?
Collegeville, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Techmonkey
Woman in line: I want to go somewhere foreign this summer. How about Guam?
Cashier: Actually, Guam is part of the United States.
Woman in line: Ugh, these things change so often. We must have gotten it, like, a year ago, right?
Cashier: Actually, we've owned Guam since the 1800s. It sends a non-voting member to Congress, but they have no elector, so they don't matter for presidential elections.
Woman in line: Oh, thank god.
Rite Aid
Doylestown, Pennsylvania
Nurse: Okay, so, she's dyin'?
Doctor: I guess.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Cubicle dweller on phone: The problem is: it's a very large pole with a very small head, and it's very ridiculous-looking.
Bristol, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: signguy
Coworker: I just grab any woman who walks past–that's how I empower them!
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: I've been on the receiving end.
Coworker: There's no way I can help you out this week, I've just been undulated with work lately.
Spring Garden St
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
HR director: You look like hell. I mean, seriously exhausted.
HR manager: Thanks. That makes me feel tons better. Let me try it–you look like you're coming off of a three-day bender!
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Spanish boss in merger meeting: When this happens, people will want to take away our cojones. We can't let that happen! We have to have firm, hard balls! We can't let them touch our balls!
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Tech rep to customer: I'm sorry, sir, we don't have any little balls to send out.
Allentown, Pennsylvania
Office drone to older coworker: I will beat you up and steal your meat, pop.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
