Ad sales guy: I'll never think about udders in the same way ever again.
Scranton, Pennsylvania
Ad sales guy: I'll never think about udders in the same way ever again.
Scranton, Pennsylvania
Graphic designer: Ah, shut up, midget mother.
Ad sales girl: What? “Midget mother”? What the fuck does that mean?
Graphic designer: Your mother's a midget.
Scranton, Pennsylvania
Coworker on phone: She's out of the circle. (pause) Well, she was never in the circle. (pause) But she was closer to the circle than others. (pause) She was orbiting outside the circle! (snort)
Lancaster, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: innercircle
Inside sales rep, after eating piece of fruit from her mixed fruit cup: Um, this tastes kinda funny. Does fruit go bad?
Reading, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: her stupidity is melting my brain
Female manager: Give it to me, give it to me!
Male employee: Take it! Take it! Take it!
Lancaster, Pennsylvania
Coworker: Your baby is *so* adorable and scrumptious.
New mom: Yeah, Susie said she could eat her with some hot sauce.
Coworker: Wow, I didn't know Susie liked hot sauce.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Boss, just after coworker's mother died: Yeah, I have my mother's obituary all written already. I saved it in Word so it's all set and ready to go.
Bradford, Pennsylvania
Attorney #1: Back in college my girlfriend got mono, but I didn't. I attribute it to having an immune system like Vince Neil.
Attorney #2: That guy could fight off the HIV!
County Courthouse
Norristown, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Lan
Aggressive advertising program manager: Yeah, then on the conference call we can tell them about all the ways we can go to malls and touch the kids!
Newtown Square, Pennsylvania
Coworker: I think I'm a good parent about 50% of the time. I was telling my wife last night that it would be easier if we could just have “time-share children,” and only have to parent them a couple weeks per year.
Jenkintown, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: I think he's on to something!
