Coworker: Your baby is *so* adorable and scrumptious.
New mom: Yeah, Susie said she could eat her with some hot sauce.
Coworker: Wow, I didn't know Susie liked hot sauce.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Coworker: Your baby is *so* adorable and scrumptious.
New mom: Yeah, Susie said she could eat her with some hot sauce.
Coworker: Wow, I didn't know Susie liked hot sauce.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Boss, just after coworker's mother died: Yeah, I have my mother's obituary all written already. I saved it in Word so it's all set and ready to go.
Bradford, Pennsylvania
Attorney #1: Back in college my girlfriend got mono, but I didn't. I attribute it to having an immune system like Vince Neil.
Attorney #2: That guy could fight off the HIV!
County Courthouse
Norristown, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Lan
Aggressive advertising program manager: Yeah, then on the conference call we can tell them about all the ways we can go to malls and touch the kids!
Newtown Square, Pennsylvania
Coworker: I think I'm a good parent about 50% of the time. I was telling my wife last night that it would be easier if we could just have “time-share children,” and only have to parent them a couple weeks per year.
Jenkintown, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: I think he's on to something!
Coworker, about telecommuter: She was always nice to people, but not nice to the customers.
Horsham, Pennsylvania
Ex rock band member, current marketing manager: We just busted our nuts all over this project and now, I'd really like someone else to bust their nuts for us!
Newtown Square, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: working through lunch
Coworker #1: When is Lent over?
Coworker #2: Easter.
Coworker #1: If I was Jewish, I don't think I would give anything up for Lent.
Gilbert, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: notajew
Coworker, running into office in a panic: The unthinkable just happened! The executive director just quoted Jar Jar Binks!
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: point taken. i'll be clearing off my desk if you need me.
Middle-aged worker bee on phone: Mother, are you pregnant?
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
