Female office drone, about to answer ringing phone: Please don't be an idiot, please don't be an idiot…
(a minute later, as she puts the call on hold)
Damn! Another one!
Chelmsford, Massachusetts
Overheard by: She's Not Wrong…
Female office drone, about to answer ringing phone: Please don't be an idiot, please don't be an idiot…
(a minute later, as she puts the call on hold)
Damn! Another one!
Chelmsford, Massachusetts
Overheard by: She's Not Wrong…
Older coworker on phone: Don't worry, you are on my list of things to do today.
Navy Yard
Washington, DC
CSR on phone: I'll have to look at the e-mail again, I think it had something to do with breasts…
Passerby: When doesn't it?
Norwood, Massachusetts
Overheard by: I thought so…
Coworker on phone: Some people are just turned off by her personality. She was on the phone with Cheryl* the other day talking about how they rubbed chloroform all over her body.
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: widget
Lady on cell: … Yeah, that’s why he wants to keep the urine acidic…
3940 Quebec Avenue
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Overheard by: Cranberry Juice
Coworker on phone: Well, we just have to have choices because he is a vegetarian. (pause) Yeah, milk is okay, it's dairy, just no turkey or ham. (pause) Sure, eggs are fine, that's dairy. (pause) Well, I mean, it's fine, it hasn't been born yet!
Charlotte, North Carolina
Physician on phone: They throw darts at each other's butts?!
32nd St
New York City, New York
Lawyer on phone: Well, he doesn't need his dick to go to work, does he?
Huntington, New York
Overheard by: Lady Lawyer
Lawyer on phone: Well yes, he has a lot of problems… Most pressing of which is that his penis is malfunctioning.
Huntington, New York
Overheard by: Lady Lawyer
