Coworker to another who has just joined the conversation: And then we segued into Lucky Charms…
Raleigh, North Carolina
Coworker to another who has just joined the conversation: And then we segued into Lucky Charms…
Raleigh, North Carolina
Female coworker #1: Are you going to sign up for a mammogram next week?
Female coworker #2: Yeah, I guess so. Are you?
Female coworker #1: Yep. I just hope they are more gentle than last year.
Female coworker #2: Well, they will have to use a bungee cord to get mine up on that ledge.
5950 Grassy Creek Boulevard
Winston-Salem, North Carolina
Overheard by: Kelly
Female coworker: What did you bring me from El Salvador?
Make coworker: Nothing. I used all my money for sex.
Charlotte, North Carolina
Overheard by: Jaquanda
Salesman: You know, customers who want their parts on time and in decent condition really get on my nerves.
8220 England Street
Charlotte, North Carolina
Tech #1 to admin, while fixing cabling issue: You want me to pull it out now?
Tech #2, walking by: Uhhh…
Monroe, North Carolina
Overheard by: Wary Technician
Attorney to paralegal: Do you still have those creepy photos of that dead guy?
Asheville, North Carolina
Female project manager to male CFO: I love a man in pleated pants. It's just so sexy…
Wilmington, North Carolina
Male coworker: I have a very lickable hand.
Raleigh, North Carolina
Manager #1: Back in the 90s I wanted to be in a Salt ‘n Pepa video. I was in shape back then. You could bounce a quarter off my ass.
Manager #2: Was that a quarter or a quarter pounder with cheese?
4235 South Stream Boulevard
Charlotte, North Carolina
Overheard by: Sanman
Supervisor: Trust me. I’ll take care of it.
Employee: The last time I heard that line I ended up pregnant.
631 Dickinson Avenue
Greenville, North Carolina
