Lab guy on cell: What did you just say to me? Oh, goat porn! Yeah, I like goat porn, too.
Science center
Long Island, New York
Lab guy on cell: What did you just say to me? Oh, goat porn! Yeah, I like goat porn, too.
Science center
Long Island, New York
Guy: At least it’s Friday, right?
DMV Girl: I hate you.
300 W. 34th Street
New York, NY
Coworker #1: I would read books. Yhey bore me. Too many words in them,
really.
Coworker #2: Interesting.
440 9th ave
New York, NY
Worker bee #1: Have you ever been constipated?
Worker bee #2: Not severely.
Worker bee #1: Oh, it’s horrible! I hate it! I would rather have diarrhea!
Worker bee #2: No, you wouldn’t.
Worker bee #1: Oh, yes, I would! At least then you know there’s going to be an end to it… It wears out.
Worker bee #2: Yeah, but with diarrhea you could have an accident.
Worker bee #1: Well, I didn’t say that it was a choice between being constipated and having an accident. You don’t alwayshave an accident.
110 5th Avenue
New York, New York
Overheard by: Jaime
Loud-mouth designer: You had one of those UNICEF kids, adopted it, then ate it.
860 Broadway
New York, New York
Overheard by: Confabulation Nation
Woman to table mates in lunchroom: There's only so much you can swallow.
Ridge, New York
Overheard by: Pass the Mouthwash
Female coworker to male: I wish I could sweat like you. Then I wouldn’t be so fat.
1250 Broadway
New York, New York
Employee #1: Did you go out this weekend?
Employee #2: Not really.
Employee #1: I tried this new drink. The bartender said it was a ‘cum shot.’
Employee #2: How many drinks did it take before you did that?
Monroe Avenue
Rochester, New York
Overheard by: did you brush your teeth?
Coworker on phone: He is into all the stuff I am, like anal and light spanking and nibbling, and we are going to go for coffee next week.
24th Street and Park Avenue
New York, New York
Thoughtful intern: Maybe when I retire I'll be able to trade my books for other things. Like banana bread. I could trade them to the other old ladies in the nursing home. Hey, Betty Sue, I finished this werewolf Jane Austen mashup… Do I smell cookies?
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Rose Fox
