Legal drone #1: Where's the nearest scanner?
Legal drone #2: In my pants.
Avenue of the Americas
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Bitter Paralegal
Legal drone #1: Where's the nearest scanner?
Legal drone #2: In my pants.
Avenue of the Americas
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Bitter Paralegal
Female cube dweller #1; I just got back from the bathroom, I had to do three things.
Female cube dweller #2; Ummmm…
New York City, New York
Female designer #1: Did she have natural birth or were they cut out?
Female designer #2: They say that after you have the first, the rest just slide out.
Soho
New York City, New York
Coworker #1: I don't get paying money to play WoW. You're essentially paying for the satisfaction of clicking a button.
Coworker #2: Exactly, that's why I use that money for porn.
Coworker #1: True, at least when you're done with porn you have something to show for it.
Rochester, New York
Overheard by: Rick
Coworker: Mary, what are you doing?
Mary: I want tequila!
New York City, New York
Employee on phone: I don't know if Sue* knows about the twin sister. I know Lucy* does–the maid–because they were kidnapped together. (pause) Oh. Okay, I'll talk to you later. Bye!
Saratoga Springs, New York
Overheard by: Intrigued
Extremely loud cube rat: Okay, let me check on that for you. That is “c” as in “Sam”?
Troy, New York
Overheard by: Sneaker
Dejected-looking job interviewer: My prospective employee just interrupted this interview to go call her bookie.
Menands, New York
Overheard by: I hope she won
Client: May I speak with Elizabeth?
Distracted receptionist: I'm sorry…she's no longer with us…but…not dead. Is there something I can help you with?
Ad Agency
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Rest in Peace…
Office girl to another: He wanted me to dance like Ellen DeGeneres, which I just wasn't feeling.
Third Ave
New York City, New York
