New York

Employee #1: Where’s she going, Georgia or Atlanta?
Employee #2: Atlanta. Well, a suburb of Atlanta
Employee #1: Wait, why she said she’s going to Georgia?
Employee #2: She’s going to Atlanta.
Employee #1: What’s that, like the capital? I thought Georgia was the
capital?
Employee #2: No, Atlanta, it’s like New York City
Employee #1: I always get those two confused.
Employee #2: She’s going to Atlanta. Hotlanta. Well, Decatur. It’s a
suburb.
Employee #1: So why did she say she was going to Georgia?

636 Broadway
New York, NY

Overheard by: Dan Alcalde

Boss: Hey, do you think you could go down to the cafeteria and get me one of those teeny tiny things of 1% milk for my cereal?
Intern: You know, with my dual degree from business school, I think I may be able to swing that…I’ll bring another intern as backup just in case.

555 Madison Avenue
New York, New York

Coworker #1: Did you watch The Office last night?
Coworker #2: Yeah, but I was pretty high, so I don’t remember if the parts that I thought were funny actually happened.

3rd Avenue
New York, New York

Overheard by: Bunny

Loud office chick: You're growing new bones in your body! You have to drink milk!

Hudson Street
New York City, New York

Overheard by: Harriet Vane

Coworker #1: How’s the weather outside?
Coworker #2: Pretty good, it’s like getting spit on.

Brooklyn Army Terminal
Brooklyn, New York

Customer: Why does the leather look like this on the the boot? Does this mean it's shit?
Sales girl: Well, I…
Customer: It's shit, isn't it? Tell me they're shit.
Sales girl: …their shit?
Customer: Perfect, I'll take them.

Shoe Shop
New York City, New York

Overheard by: Confused

Female peon to supervisor: I'm going to get us a room, but you said you wanted to do it in your office!

5th Avenue
New York City, New York

Overheard by: Miz Met

Co-worker on phone: I’m “kvetching”…ha, ha…well, I guess you’re kvetching…ha ha ha…we’re…ha ha…we’re kvetching together…wait, what does “kvetching” mean?

175 5th Avenue
New York, NY

New PR consultant: Wait. When you're in the witness protection program… can you tell strangers that?

Manhattan, New York

A guy on the 2nd floor gets on an elevator for a 6 floor building.
All the buttons are lit.

Girl: I didn’t mean to do that. It just sorta happened…which floor are you going to?
Guy: Fortunately the fourth.
Girl: Oh. I would’ve felt bad if you had said the sixth.
Guy: Then I should’ve said the sixth floor.

They both got off on the fourth floor.

82 Wall Street
New York, NY

Overheard by: Monica Lewis