Receptionist: What happened to your light?
Worker: The switch broke off.
Receptionist: Well, how can you work in the dark? Are they going to fix it?
Worker: [Chris] went to shut off the fuse so that he can work on it.
Receptionist: Here, I’ll fix it.
Worker: Stop it, you’ll electrocute yourself!
11 Broadway
New York, NY
Yuppie #1 : Yeah, so my buddy is a trader at RBC.
Yuppie #2 : Royal Bank of Scotland?
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Jack
Older lady suit on conference call: My hero is having babies today.
Long Island, New York
Overheard by: in the cubicle next to her
HR girl #1: Did you hear? Mike* is dating a 17 year old. In high school!
HR girl #2: How old is he?
HR girl #3: 24! That's not right. I used to have respect for him because he works with cancer patients, but I don't anymore.
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Daniel
Male employee: Do you know what you really need right now?
Female employee: I need coffee.
Male employee: No, you really need to get laid. Now.
419 Lafayette Street
New York, New York
Exec: Your logic doesn't make sense. I could also try and get nine women to have one baby in a month, but I don't think that would work either.
Port Washington, New York
Female coworker #1: Don't you hate it when you're using Nair, and then you lean over…
Female coworker #2, interrupting excitedly: And you dip your boob in it?
Female coworker #1: Yeah!
(they laugh hysterically as others look on uncomfortably)
Syracuse, New York
Girl: But I wouldn’t violate you in that way that would offend you, you know what I mean? Like, I just wouldn’t go that route.
1 New York Plaza
Overheard by: I would
Male worker #1: Would you do coke off of Lindsay Lohan's ass?
Male worker #2: What, like snort it out of her asshole? Yes.
SoHo
New York City, New York
