5PM That’s a Wrap

Suit #1: Are you going to the farewell party for [Liz]?
Suit #2: I don’t know yet. Does she know she’s leaving or is it a surprise party?

3 2nd Street
Jersey City, New Jersey

Overheard by: Hobo Whisperer

Posted on November 7, 2022
Coworkers, Executives, Hiring & Firing, New Jersey, Questions, Suits

It's Cute How Women Think That Can Be Camouflaged

Female CS manager: So I'm talking to this guy, and he goes “so you're the supervisor huh, I bet you've got a fat ass.”
Female assistant: I remember that, I was still back here then.
Female CS manager: I was like “oh my god, is he looking in the window?”

Delran, New Jersey

Overheard by: Bruce Banner

Posted on October 18, 2022
Body Parts, Bosses and Underlings, New Jersey, Physical Appearance, Questions

I Thought There Were Twelve Inches in a Foot, Not Six

Supervisor: I drew his foot, but it looks like a penis.

473 Ridge Road
Dayton, New Jersey

Overheard by: office peon

Posted on October 7, 2022
Arts, Body Parts, Bosses, Default, Gripes, New Jersey

Because They Will Eat Those Extra Toes for Him

Annoying cubette: So I say to him: “Look at Lucy*’s toes. Now look at John*’s toes.” And he’s like: “What?” And then he looks and sees he’s got seven of them and he’s like: “Wahhhh!”
Sane cubette: How many cats do you have?

Morris Plains, New Jersey

Overheard by: intern in the next cube

Posted on September 11, 2022
Animals, Body Parts, Coworkers, Cubicles, Default, Employees, New Jersey, Questions, Weirdness

I’m Going to Call You Back Using a Fake British Accent

Engineer on phone: Hi, this is Jim from [Company A]. Oh, wait, that’s you. Shit.

Paterson, New Jersey

Posted on August 26, 2022
Default, Engineers, Lies, New Jersey, On the phone, Science and engineering, Weirdness

Don’t Forget Your Pooping Aspirations

Employee #1: There was a mouse in the hall. Did you kill it?
Employee #2: No, it’s just an animal. All it wants to do is find food and propagate the species.
Employee #3: Kind of like me.

Newark, New Jersey

Overheard by: Loki

Posted on August 25, 2022
Coworkers, General Idiocy, New Jersey

He Prefers to Be Called “Santa,” by the Way

Boss to web developer: Didn't we do that site for… For… Ugh… You know… Dick bag motherfucker…
Web developer: Um… No… I don't remember doing anything for Dick Bag motherfucker.

Red Bank, New Jersey

Posted on August 9, 2022
Body Parts, Bosses, Insults, Names, New Jersey, Tech People

Every Hour on the Hour

Admin #1, screaming: I'm toothless! I'm toothless! My bridge fell out. It fell under my desk!
Admin #2 to admin #3: We can only hope it was her front teeth.

Rochelle Park, New Jersey

Overheard by: hellbitch