Salesperson, about Sprint Eco phone: Yeah! It's made out of 40% porn! (pause) I mean “corn.” I am so sorry!
Sprint Store
Las Vegas, Nevada
Overheard by: Interested Customer
Salesperson, about Sprint Eco phone: Yeah! It's made out of 40% porn! (pause) I mean “corn.” I am so sorry!
Sprint Store
Las Vegas, Nevada
Overheard by: Interested Customer
Female coworker: Anybody heard anything about Sue* yet?
IT guy: She is still on bed rest and waiting for the baby to make up her mind.
Office manager: Just like a woman, will come out when they want.
Mesquite, Nevada
Administrative assistant: There are two kinds of people in this world: there are those that are book smart, and there are those… (pauses) My brain froze up.
Henderson, Nevada
Fellow cube dweller on cell to friend: He gets all clingy every time I have a miscarriage.
Henderson, Nevada
Overheard by: Sal Sagev
Male coworker: You just didn't want anyone to see how much of a slut you looked like.
Female coworker: That's not true. I did not look like a slut!
Male coworker: Oh that's right–you put underwear on.
Female coworker: Exactly!
Reno, Nevada
Sandwich-making peon to another: Stop walking like you have a purpose!
Reno, Nevada
Cubicle dweller: God, I hate when I type like a retard. Hmmm… Wonder what a retard types like.
Las Vegas, Nevada
Overheard by: Forrest Gump
Intern: It was an honor to wear your sister’s undergarments.
Las Vegas, Nevada
Coworker: Oh my god, you still have Jesus on your pencil.
Pilot Road
Las Vegas, Nevada
Overheard by: Sex Writer Goddess
