Employee #1: Where’s Anne*?
Employee #2: I dunno, but she’s sure going to be late to her time management training class.
980 Kelly Johnson Drive
Las Vegas, Nevada
Employee #1: Where’s Anne*?
Employee #2: I dunno, but she’s sure going to be late to her time management training class.
980 Kelly Johnson Drive
Las Vegas, Nevada
Female coworker #1: I’m sure *Mark hates being the only guy on these smoke breaks; especially when we start talking about our vagina issues.
Female coworker #2: That’s how I feel when y’all talk about football. Football is my vagina.
Sex Toy Company
Las Vegas, Nevada
Overheard by: Sex Writer Goddess
Office drone: Why is everyone staring at me?
Office chick: You're fun to look at.
Mesquite, Nevada
Communications manager: Conclusion is, don’t eat your sex toys!
Sex toy factory
Las Vegas, Nevada
Overheard by: TinkMom
Copywriter (after watching a 1980s video on YouTube): YouTube is my fountain of youth.
Graphic designer: Young boys are mine.
Sex Toy Factory
Las Vegas, Nevada
Overheard by: Looks like Diva
IT guy: Hey, do you have any DVDs?
Communications manager: Like blank ones?
IT guy: No, recorded, I need to test something.
Communications manager: I don't have anything, but Bob* might have some porn.
IT guy, thrilled: All right!
Sex Toy Compan
Las Vegas, Nevada
Overheard by: Sex Writer Goddess
Communications manager: Oh, I thought you were going to lunch with Tony.
Straight male IT guy: No, he got tied up and jacked me off instead.
Sex Toy Company
Las Vegas, Nevada
Overheard by: Sex Writer Goddess
Therapist #1: The client missed 80% of his appointments over the past two months.
Therapist #2: He was supposed to have 80% of his sessions in two months!?
Washoe Valley, Nevada
Teacher: Can you tell me what states I might find on the West coast of the United States?
Student: The big one on the bottom. Mexico is part of the United States.
Teacher: No, that is wrong. Mexico is a country, try again.
Student: Look, my parents live here and they said we’re American and they came from Mexico. It’s part of the United States.
Teacher: I am telling you, you are wrong. Mexico is a country — it has its own government.
Student: Look, if it was its own country then why is everyone just walking over here? That’s what I did and I’m still here.
Another student pulls out cell: Not for long.
School, Desert Marigold Lane
Las Vegas, Nevada
30-something communications manager: I've learned to love my wild gay hairs… “Gray” hairs!
Las Vegas, Nevada
Overheard by: Sex Writer Goddess
