Hair stylist lady, picking up next client name and looking around waiting area filled with middle-aged men: Okay, I have to ask this. (reads from sheet) Paris?
(no response)
Hair stylist lady, reading again, even more incredulously: Peaches?
Supercuts
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Captain Craptacular
Supervisor: I'll just call you Phil.
Temp called Tom*: Please don't.
Supervisor: Fine, how about I call you Lewis?
Maylands Avenue
Hertfordshire
England
On duty drone: Where’s your other thingamijig?
Off duty drone: My wife?
Gananoque
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Ronald Quailfeather
Coworker to another: “Capone” as in the gangster, or “Capone” like the country?
Cleveland, Ohio
Overheard by: Queen Report Monkey
Chairman of meeting: So we now have the new theme for next year's Christmas concert. It's going to be called “night of glory.”
Student representative, under her breath: Walk of shame.
Decorah, Iowa
Overheard by: Not allowed to vote in meetings
HR person, filling out paperwork for new employee: I need to know the name of the bank to direct deposit your check to.
New employee, dumbfounded: Um, shoot, I can’t remember it. Oh, it’s the one connected to the liquor store!
Hanson Avenue
Albert Lea, Minnesota
Attorney on phone to male co-counsel: Helloooo my little queen! Did you get that fat bastard on the phone?
Huntington, New York
Overheard by: Lady Lawyer
Exec, yelling over speakerphone: Michelle, what's my PayPal password?
Michelle: Michelle2.
Exec, still yelling: Michelle2?
Michelle: Yep.
Manhattan, New York
VP: They were used to our company being Mr Goodbar, Mr Good Humor guy, but not anymore. If I want her to embrace it, she gotta have more skin in the game.
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Overheard by: Redacted
Bartender, about regular patron: Wow. Dick just slipped out and I didn't even notice.
San Francisco, California
