Music

CSR, about music video: When you watch the video you'll see two chicks making out. I'm to the left of them.

Atlanta, Georgia

Security guard to boss: Michael Jackson loved apricots. Don't forget.

Burbank, California

Stranger at urinal, before storming out of the bathroom: They don’t play enough Cher, that’s what blows!

Melville, New York

Exec to another: This song makes me feel like I should be fingerbanging a hillbilly.

Emeryville, California

Proofreader, warily: Your “Cat Peed on my Banjo” song sounds suspiciously like “Dueling Banjos”!

Washington, DC

Office girl #1: Did you hear that Kendra's man isn't on the Eagles anymore?
Office girl #2: They fired him?
Office girl #1: Hold on, let me check. (pause) Oh, nope. He's going to play for the Colts now.
Office girl #2: Where's that?
Office girl #1: I'm not sure.
Office girl #2: It sounds like it's somewhere cold.
Office girl #1: I have no clue.
Office girl #2: I'll google it. (pause) Indianapolis.
Office girl #1: Where's that?
Office girl #2: I don't know. I think that's north of here.
Office girl #1: Oh…
Office girl #2: Oh, it's in Indiana.

Morgantown, West Virginia

Overheard by: humble office drone

Producer to receptionist: Hey, do you have that intern's cell number? I'm trying to see if she can come in at 8 on Monday.
Receptionist: Yeah, I just called her. She's in the middle of, like, a Jonas Brothers concert or something.

Manhattan, New York

Office lady: That woman's smoking crack. She's smoking crack and watching Elvis Blue Hawaii videos.

Boston, Massachusetts

Man to group of coworkers discussing Michael Jackson's death: He's one of only two people with immediate name recognition worldwide, the other being Bob Marley.

Washington, DC

HR employee to another: Does she look like she's been hanging out with Bob Dylan?

Dunmore, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Can't imagine what this could entail