Developer: Surprisingly, in the competitive field of musical sodomy there are very few entries.
Terre Haute, Indiana
Developer: Surprisingly, in the competitive field of musical sodomy there are very few entries.
Terre Haute, Indiana
Coworker on phone: So, I'm trying to get on MTV, and I keep getting rejected.
San Carlos, California
Office worker: Do you know why this code is causing a problem?
Web developer manager: I only know worthless things. I know all the lyrics to “American Pie,” but I can't remember my mother's phone number.
Piscataway, New Jersey
Overheard by: Caroline
Office dweller on phone: You get Snoop. We get Jon Bon Jovi.
Austin, Texas
Coworker, talking about rappers: Eminem? He ain't got style. When he came out he was just trying to be the black Tupac.
Youngstown, Ohio
Manager strolling through office (singing): “Head, shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes. Head, shoulders knees and toes…”
Hertfordshire
England
Teen girl: Oh my god, like, I’m so hyper! I think I have ADD. I can’t stop twitching!
Bystander: No, you just can’t stop feelin’ the rhythm.
Toronto
Canadia
Associate #1: Why did you do that?
Associate #2: Do what?
Associate #1: Well, I was whistling, then you started whistling just as soon as I did.
Associate #2: When?
Associate #1: Just now. Are you trying to out-whistle me?
Associate #2: Out-what?
Associate #1: Out-whistle, out-whistle. I started to whistle, then you started doing it, only louder and faster and with some annoyingly catchy song.
Associate #2: I was just whistling.
Associate #1: Is this a competition? Are you competing with me?
Associate #2: I – ah – I don't – I don't understand what's happening.
Associate #1: You. Whistling. Stop it.
Associate #2: Ooookaaaay…
St. Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: Presidential Ass't
Male coworker, messing with SIRIUS Radio: How does everyone feel about dance music? Yes? No?
Female coworker: No.
Male coworker: I like it, it makes me feel like I'm clubbing. Except that I don't go clubbing anymore. I'm worried about getting stabbed.
Female coworker: Uh…
Male coworker: I can't help it.
Female coworker: I guess you do have a pretty stabbable face…
Chicago, Illinois
