14-year-old girl to another: I bet you would get drop-kicked in the head if you tried to put eyeliner on a dog.
Lansing, Michigan
14-year-old girl to another: I bet you would get drop-kicked in the head if you tried to put eyeliner on a dog.
Lansing, Michigan
Temp: It's so silent in here.
Boss: Don't ruin the magic.
East Circle Drive
East Lansing, Michigan
Younger coworker: Oh, had her water broken?
Grandmotherly coworker: No, not yet.
Younger coworker: So, what was all the liquid then?
Grandmotherly coworker: I don't know. She's just juicy, I guess.
Kalamazoo, Michigan
Overheard by: Sorry I caught up with them
Admin on phone: …and the baby smelled like fried chicken!
Grand Rapids, Michigan
Co-worker #1: I heard that the wood plant is going to take a floating holiday and shut down for opening day of hunting season.
Co-worker #2: Yeah, kind of like IT’s unofficial holiday for opening day of Star Wars.
901 44th Street SE
Grand Rapids, Michigan
Co-worker: You know, it’s pretty hard to kiss your own ass…
1500 E. Medical Center Drive
Ann Arbor, Michigan
Coworker #1: Check out this cat stroller!
Coworker #2: If cats need strollers, no wonder us humans are so fat.
Farmington Hills, Michigan
CSR on phone: No ma’am, I cannot get the part to you today. If I could beam myself to your house and deliver the part myself, I would. But since I can’t, you will have to wait for overnight shipping.
553 Benson Road
Benton Harbor, Michigan
Employee #1: You sure talk a lot.
Employee #2: Well, I have a lot of things going through my head, and I think everyone should hear them.
Grand Rapids, Michigan
Female with short cropped hair, dressed like a man: All the men here act like they haven't seen a woman in 25 years… They just keep staring.
South Michigan
