Boss on phone: It needs to be beef, not candy.
Victoria, Texas
Overheard by: Diana
Boss on phone: It needs to be beef, not candy.
Victoria, Texas
Overheard by: Diana
Customer, ordering every single item on a sub: And olives, and banana peppers, and lettuce… oh, and a little splash of that vinaigrette, I like it messy.
Kearneysville, West Virginia
Coworker #1: Yes, we are going to go to McDonald's.
Coworker #2: Oh! Can I come? I'll get my socks so I can go on the slide.
Appleton, Wisconsin
Female assistant: Quit staring at my taco!
Culver City, California
Overheard by: LaLa Land
Boss on phone: Where's your cheese? I got a stiff triscuit.
Franklin, Tennessee
Overheard by: Brandon
Woman to table mates in lunchroom: There's only so much you can swallow.
Ridge, New York
Overheard by: Pass the Mouthwash
Cube-rat #1:(coughs loudly)
Cube-rat #2: Do you need CPR?
Cube-rat #1: No, I need these m&m bits out of my nostrils!
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Thoughtful intern: Maybe when I retire I'll be able to trade my books for other things. Like banana bread. I could trade them to the other old ladies in the nursing home. Hey, Betty Sue, I finished this werewolf Jane Austen mashup… Do I smell cookies?
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Rose Fox
Loopy accounting manager: Now that I've flipped my calendar, I need to reconsider my cottage cheese…
California
Sales manager: Every time I walk over here I smell sausages!
East Hartford, Connecticut
