Interns & Temps

Full timer to temp: We're in the East because that is where New York is from.

Park Ave
New York City, New York

Overheard by: Mary Beth

Manager: I remember him when he was still an exchange student, what do you call those?
Intern: Interns?

Oakland, California

Guy: I have to go see my mom, she just had her hip replaced.
Intern: Where is “hipper place”?

New York City, New York

Overheard by: JDS

Teen intern: Is dirt alive?

Suitland, Maryland

Intern #1 to intern #2: Dude, you need to stop making babies!

Virginia

Intern: It was like calling that midget the N-word

Nashville, Tennessee

Intern: I was like: “Who do you think you are?! You had like two lines in Hanna Montana! You are not Zac Efron, okay?”

Constitution Drive
Victoria, Texas

Overheard by: Diana

Intern: It was an honor to wear your sister’s undergarments.

Las Vegas, Nevada

Intern: Honestly, I can only dance naked in so many places! Sometimes the studio really is the most convenient.

Washington, DC

Lawyer: It’s not exactly ethical but we have to get this thing out today.
Intern: That isn’t just unethical… Isn’t it illegal?
Lawyer: Only if you think contracts are binding.

Madison Avenue
New York City, New York