Accounting girl: I'm so mad I have Facebook rage!
Aliso Viejo, California
Accounting girl: I'm so mad I have Facebook rage!
Aliso Viejo, California
Coworker, talking about spam filter: I used to get penis all the time, now…not so much.
Tulsa, Oklahoma
Girl on elevator: How mad should I be that he is still publicly declaring love for someone else?
Friend: You could point it out, say, “You know, I'd feel better about all the time you spend texting your ex-skank if you took down that you love her on Facebook.”
Girl: I don't want to jump to conclusions or be crazy anymore, he said that she was like a sister.
Friend: It's really absurd to text that much though.
Girl: I don't know if maybe he meant like in The South?
Boston, Massachusetts
Casting assistant on phone: Yes, that should work. I have had lots of luck with the cocks in the past.
(silence)
Laughing casting assistant: Oh my god! I just realized how that sounded. (hysterically laughing) I meant Cox Net, I meant the email address. Oh god, I'm an idiot. I'm so sorry, miss.
New York City, New York
Coworker #1: Why does the copy machine keep printing out pages with lines on them?
Coworker #2: Because your original is on lined notebook paper.
Bloomington, Indiana
IT guy, describing cyber-girlfriend: Yeah, I met her online. She works out a lot. She sent me some pictures, and she's definitely built like an outhouse.
Bartlesville, Oklahoma
Overheard by: My poop don't stink
Girl over cubicle wall: Please check your e-mail!
Guy: Okay, what is it?
Girl: I sent you a blank e-mail. That's because I'm ignoring you.
Lexington, Kentucky
Overheard by: cubical gopher
Boss to peon: I tried googling “hamster mating rituals”.
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Receptionist: There's an engineer here to look at the phone lines.
Office girl: The phones are fine. Is it the line for the net?
Receptionist: She's not in.
Office girl: Er…who?
Receptionist: Annette.
Midlands
England
Overheard by: Al
Salesman: That guy from the internet is gonna call soon. I think he's in the internet right now or he'd call now.
Indianapolis, Indiana
