Marketing rep #1 (discussing jobless friend): Well, at least she's not sucking off the government.
Marketing rep #2: No, but she's sucking off everyone else!
Insurance Company
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: Doug E Doug
Marketing rep #1 (discussing jobless friend): Well, at least she's not sucking off the government.
Marketing rep #2: No, but she's sucking off everyone else!
Insurance Company
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: Doug E Doug
Waiter #1: She's depressed and feels bad about herself. That's why she's a headmonster.
Waiter #2: Tell her the best place to find self-esteem is not squirting out the end of a dick.
Circle Centre Mall
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: Shatmandu
Obnoxious server: Ewww, did you just fart, dude?
Timid new guy: Uh, no, I’m sorry.
Obnoxious server: Musta been me. Smells like pot roast, doesn’t it?
Circle Centre Mall
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: Shatmandu
Waiter: Did you get laid on vacation?
Busgirl: It was church camp.
Waiter: So “yes” then?
Busgirl (quietly): Yes.
Circle Centre Mall
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: Shatmandu
Manager #1: The new girl is Asian? Ooooh, fucky-sucky, long time!
Manager #2: I’ll have someone else show her around.
Manager #1, as manager #2 leaves office: It’s not harassment if you’re joking!
Circle Center Mall
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: Shatmandu
Diner in expensive restaurant, arguing over the bill for his family Christmas party: This wine is a lot cheaper in the grocery store!
Manager: And what would your in-laws think of you if you had the family Christmas party in isle three of a super Wal-Mart?
Illinios Street
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: Shatmandu
Co-worker #1: You’re wearing socks with sandals.
Co-worker #2: So?
Co-worker #1: You’re lucky I’m even talking to you.
Decatur Street
Indianapolis, Indiana
Lady peon looking at clothing ad from ’70s: The sad thing is, how many people in this died from AIDS?
6000 Southport Road
Portage, Indiana
Overheard by: Justin Russo
Clerk: God, why is that old man so angry?
Manager: Give him a break. How many more times is he going to be buying new shoes? He’ll probably be buried in these.
Old crab, from across room: I’m not deaf, you bitches!
Circle Centre Mall
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: Shatmandu
Mousy waitress: Did it take you long to put it in?
Timid waiter: Like an hour.
Brassy waitress, walking up: We talkin’ ’bout the big stereo in your car or your big wang in a skeezer’s ass?
Circle Centre Mall
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: Shatmandu
