Foreign assistant: I like when he says “prostitution.” It sounds like a delicious meal.
State & Madison
Chicago, Illinois
Foreign assistant: I like when he says “prostitution.” It sounds like a delicious meal.
State & Madison
Chicago, Illinois
Peon to office: Has anyone seen a magazine and some aloe lotion?
Broadway, Chicago
Girl on cell: Should I do breast and leather?
Cicero Ave
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Am I overdressed?
IT guy #1: Why are they in this order?
IT guy #2: It's alphabetical.
IT guy #1: No, it's not.
IT guy #2: How do you figure?
IT guy #1: S before q.
IT guy #2: Come again?
IT guy #1: You know… S, t, q, v, w, x, y, z. (pause) Wait a minute…
Niles, Illinois
Overheard by: Mosh
Woman to man making pot of coffee: Oh, that smells delicious.
Man: I made a lot, would you like some?
Woman: Perhaps I'll have half a cup later, but right now, I'll settle for a facial.
Evanston, Illinois
Sales rep: Where's Eric?
Secretary: Oh, he went to buy a trash can for tampons.
Countryside, Illinois
Guy to waitress: So, this cookie plate. What is it, a plate of cookies?
Chicago,Illinois
Working bee: But I'm cute and friendly and everyone should just love me! Damn it!
University of Illinois
Angry coworker to mailroom employee: Why are you ignoring my package?
Glenview, Illinois
Designer: The ball is out of my court.
Creative director: Where's it at?
Designer: I don't know.
Elgin, Illinois
