1PM Working Lunch

Co-worker #1: My diet is going really well. I have hardly eaten
anything today.
Co-Worker #2: Oh really?
Co-Worker #1: Yeah, I have had only three hot dogs and two hamburgers.

860 Levoy Drive
Salt Lake City, Utah

Posted on September 1, 2023
Coworkers, Diet & Weight, General Idiocy, Gripes, Meals and Snacks, Utah

11AM Replace Dictionaries

Co-worker #1: I just got tricked into using a pen that shocked me!
Co-worker #2: Oh, no. You okay?
Co-worker #1: Well, shocking throws off your electroids…
Co-worker #2: Electroids? What are those?
Co-worker #1: …Well, electroid is not in here, but this is an old dictionary.

600 Willowbrook Office Park
Fairport, New York

Posted on September 1, 2023
Age and ageing, Coworkers, General Idiocy, Gripes, New York, Words

4PM Get More Hole Punches for Office

Sales engineer: Hey, you can’t use that, that’s a sales punch!
Accountant: Care to see a finance punch?

59 Marsh Lane
Solihull, West Midlands
UK

Posted on August 25, 2023
Comebacks, England, Financial Folk, Gripes, Sales, Threats, Violence

9AM Why, Monday, Why?

Co-worker #1: I’m really tired this morning.
Co-worker #2: Why don’t you try Red Bull?
Co-worker #1: That stuff doesn’t work for me.
Co-worker #2: Well, have you ever tried it without the vodka?

2783 Lancashire Road
Cleveland Heights, Ohio

Posted on August 19, 2023
Advice, Comebacks, Coworkers, Gripes, Offers and requests, Ohio, Substance Use & Abuse

2PM Managers’ Meeting

Owner: You’ve got to tell me these things. I don’t know everything that’s going on…you’d be surprised at what I don’t know.

2100 Goshen Road
Fort Wayne, Indiana

Posted on August 16, 2023
Advice, Executives, Gripes, Indiana, Office Politics

3PM Cigarette Break

Office monkey #1: Bro, this job is like motherfucking cocaine!
Office monkey #2: How’s that?
Office monkey #1: It seems fun at first but then it fucks your asshole raw.

1211 6th Avenue
New York, NY

Posted on August 16, 2023
Coworkers, General Idiocy, Gripes, New York, Possible Sexual Harassment, Substance Use & Abuse

9AM TGIF

Manager #1: I don’t feel like working today.
Manager #2: So why don’t you go home?
Manager #1: ‘Cause I don’t get paid to do nothing at home….

3200 S. Las Vegas Boulevard
Las Vegas, Nevada

Overheard by: Cathie

Posted on August 12, 2023
Bosses, Comebacks, Gripes, Money, Nevada, Offers and requests

9AM Check with HR re: Installing Cages

Co-worker #1: God! I hate it when those two have to work together! It’s so painful. It’s like watching a monkey and a dolphin try to build a house.
Co-worker #2: I think you underestimate the communication skills of wildlife.

150 Broadway
New York, NY