Co-worker #1: Hey, we get off for February 20th, too.
Co-worker #2: Oh, for President’s Day? Wait, when is Independence Day? That’s in the summer, right?
Co-worker #1: Uh, yeah, that’s July 4th.
175 5th Avenue
New York, NY
Overheard by: Peter H
Co-worker #1: Hey, we get off for February 20th, too.
Co-worker #2: Oh, for President’s Day? Wait, when is Independence Day? That’s in the summer, right?
Co-worker #1: Uh, yeah, that’s July 4th.
175 5th Avenue
New York, NY
Overheard by: Peter H
Accountant: Could you call and get someone to come and service our coffee machine?
Receptionist: Sure! What’s going on with it?
Accountant: The hot water tap just tastes like regular tap water.
1625 North Palafox Street
Pensacola, Florida
Marketing: Oh my god, I don’t know what is going on with this, but I swear, I had to look up so many big words while I was doing this thing; Like…”ire“? “Emu“? What the hell are these?
421 NW Riverside Drive
Evansville, Indiana
Designer: I know this stage like the back of my palm.
1438 North Gower Street
Los Angeles, California
Assistant: If you want to see how dusty the floor is, just look at the heels on my shoes.
Project Manager: Oh, I thought you were telling me to look at your knees.
1100 West Anderson Court
Oak Creek, Wisconsin
Secretary: Something’s wrong with my computer. I think it’s broken.
IT: Your monitor is off.
201 Forrester Drive
Greenville, South Carolina
Account Manager: I’m getting more serious getting these people to pay. I’ve been letting them know if they don’t call me back, I’ll have to take affirmative action!
General Manager: Do you know what that means?
Account Manager: Yeah! It means I’m serious!
General Manager: No, “affirmative action” is when you give someone a job just because they’re a certain minority group or sex.
Account Manager: Oh. I bet they don’t know what it means either!
1570 North McMullen Booth Road
Clearwater, Florida
Co-worker #1: Man, it’s freezing outside.
Co-worker #2: My outside thermometer says it’s 83 degrees.
Co-worker #3: Maybe it’s in metrics or something.
1345 Monroe Avenue NW
Grand Rapids, Michigan
Co-worker: Well, it’s an intermittent problem that won’t reoccur until it reoccurs.
333 North Meridian Avenue
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Overheard by: fransen comes alive
Writer: What the heck is going on with you?
Designer: Why?
Writer: Because I messaged you like three times.
Designer: Oh. I didn’t see it.
Writer: Thank god I wasn’t sending you my suicide note.
Designer: You would do that through Yahoo!?
Writer: I don’t know. Maybe. Is it too informal?
Designer: Kind of. I mean like print it out or something. Then somebody could drop it in my box.
Writer: What font would I even use?
16430 North Scottsdale Road
Scottsdale, Arizona
Overheard by: Miel
