Department manager to two employees in their 9th month of pregnancies: I simply cannot allow you two to take maternity leave at the same time.
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Lynn
Department manager to two employees in their 9th month of pregnancies: I simply cannot allow you two to take maternity leave at the same time.
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Lynn
Woman: Hi, where can I find books on specific countries?
Librarian: Well, which country are you looking for?
Woman: Kansas.
Newton Free Library
Newton, Massachusetts
Girl yelling in conference room: I have an eager beaver.
Silver Spring, Maryland
Overheard by: cube master
Tech: I feel sorry for people that live on farms. They just have to deal with too much ruralicity.
Pearl, Mississippi
Overheard by: Brain Dancing
Salesperson calling tech support: Let me hang up so I can call back and talk to someone dumber.
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Cube rat to another: How does love taste?
Wacker Drive
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: A. Pincus
Coworker: I didn't know there were two parts of Africa.
Bryan, Texas
Office peon: If I moved out to Phoenix I'd probably need a motorcycle. Taking advantage of the weather and…women and stuff.
Decatur, Illinois
Overheard by: Kelli
Bimbo named Jennifer answering office phone: Hello, this is Janet, how can you help me?
Ocala, Florida
Overheard by: LMAO
Intern: What do we do if there's a fire? Meet somewhere outside…or…
Quasi-supervisor: Hide under your desk.
Cleveland, Ohio
