Rowdy male coworker: So the third time I went to jail, I was outside of this bank…
Train station
Bronxville, New York
Overheard by: Beth Ann
Rowdy male coworker: So the third time I went to jail, I was outside of this bank…
Train station
Bronxville, New York
Overheard by: Beth Ann
20-something woman at pharm counter, in slightly squeaky voice: The latest book of Deepak Chopra… You know him, right? No?”
20-something woman at register behind pharm counter: Who is he, a rapper?
Rite Aid
Chatham, New York
Overheard by: eve
Male teacher: This is retarded.
Female special ed teacher: Did you actually say “retarded”?
Houston, Texas
Overheard by: Fellow Teacher
Telemarketing girl: New York people are so stupid! I'm so glad I wasn't raised on the West Coast!
Arkansas
Overheard by: random coworker
Customer service: Thank you for calling, Mr. Smith, is the account holder your spouse?
Confused customer: No, she's my wife.
Columbus, Ohio
Sales guy: Do they still have real mermaids at Disneyland? I haven't been there since I was a kid.
Lake Forest, California
Overheard by: suzanne
Coworker #1: The thought of UPS makes me sick.
Coworker #2: Well, they are union…
Spokane, Washington
Office drone #1: Do you google or do you bing?
Office drone #2: Huh?
Office drone #3: At work he googles; at home he bings.
Reston, Virginia
Overheard by: Receptionitis
Coworker #1: I think I am coming down with something.
Coworker #2: I think I am coming up with something.
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: K8
Technician: It's like I'm counterdicting myself.
Towson, Maryland
