Worker #1: Yeahs I’s got you.
Worker #2: You sure?
Worker #1: Yeahs I’s saids I’s got you, I’s got you.
Worker #2: Then why are you looking at me so stupid like?
1 Penn Plaza
New York, NY
Worker #1: Yeahs I’s got you.
Worker #2: You sure?
Worker #1: Yeahs I’s saids I’s got you, I’s got you.
Worker #2: Then why are you looking at me so stupid like?
1 Penn Plaza
New York, NY
Coworker #1: What’s with the Google logo today?
Coworker #2: It’s probably supposed to be symbolic of Terry Schiavo dehydrating or something.
1001 W. Cypress Creek Road
Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Trainer: What does the prefix “ante” mean?
Student: Against
Trainer: No, this is spelled a-n-t-e. It means before.
Student: Yeah, like antefreeze0
Trainer: Huh?
Student: You know, you have to put it in the car before it freezes.
120 Broadway
New York, NY
Secretary: Can I offer you gentlemen anything to drink?
Business hick #1: Yes, ma’am, I’d sure love a cup of black coffee.
Business hick #2: Yeah, the same for me, with cream and milk, please.
345 Park Avenue
New York, NY
Man: Either come with me or we’ll go together.
140 Canal View
Rochester, New York
Employee #1: Shit!
Employee #2: What?
Employee #1: I told you how I had eleven thousand spam messages in my other email address?
Employee #2: No, I didn’t knew that.
Employee #1: So I did as [Filippo] said, I grabbed them from within Yahoo! mail, figuring out it would throw the spam away automatically.
Employee #2: Really.
Employee #1: Apparently it doesn’t do that for another email account. Shit. Now I screwed my Yahoo! mail too. I can’t believe it. I’ll have to manually check eleven thousand messages as spam on this precious address. I am going to kill myself.
Employee #2: Wait, you have to read eleven thousand messages? Who send you that?
Translated from the Italian.
Viale Bianca Maria 6
Milan, Italy
Safety Manager: Uncooked chicken is just…foul!
5409 N. Florida Avenue
Tampa, Florida
Overheard by: Julia
Receptionist: Yeah, it’s really confusing this year. All of the days of the week in March are the same as those in February.
9920 108 Street
Edmonton, Canadia
Producer: How important is it to have the mirror when you cut my hair?
12 W. 27th St
New York, NY
Coworker: Those people in the Tsunami, they deserved to die. They were being greedy, collecting fish from the sea…they should have known there are three phases of a Tsunami.
60 Livingston Avenue
St. Paul, Minnesota
