Coworker: Hey, I may be dumb but I’m not stupid!
1400 AF Street
Washington, DC
Coworker: Hey, I may be dumb but I’m not stupid!
1400 AF Street
Washington, DC
Cube rat #1 reading email: Is… Jason Smith* kin to Jason Ellis*?
Cube rat #2, in coddling tone: [Sigh] Just because their first names are the same doesn’t mean they are related.
Cube rat #1: Oh, okay.
England Street
Charlotte, North Carolina
Office worker, about project manager's shaved head: You look like a penis.
Project manager: You're a vagina.
Office worker: Fine China!
Parsons, Kansas
Coworker #1, watching tv: Oh my god! One-one-eleven!
Coworker #2: Yeah, and then eleven-eleven-eleven.
Coworker #1, shocked: When's that?
Bala Cynwyd, Pennsylvania
General manager: I don't know how you use this thing, with all the damn buttons everywhere.
Reporter: Well, that's the first thing I learned in typing class…where the keys are.
Waynesville, North Carolina
Overheard by: Just an editor
Guy standing at urinal: Is it weird that I think there are cameras in these? You know, because they're automatic.
Lynchburg, Virginia
Manager: So yeah, you’ve got a bit of an accent there, are you from here?
Kinko’s guy: Yeah, I mean, no, not really, I lived in Ireland until I was 3, and my family still has a pretty heavy tongue.
Manager: REALLY? That’s fascinating! Can you speak some Irish for me?
Kinko’s guy: ‘hello’?
3374 W Tharpe Street
Tallahassee, Florida
Overheard by: laughed out loud and totally busted my own eavesdropping
Office girl: I’m on heat… Fire! Fire — I meant ‘fire’! Shut up.
London
England
Man: Well, once you shoot yourself in the foot with a nail gun, you’ll know you should never point it at anything.
Software company
Birmingham, Alabama
Officer: Immediately!
Intern: Like now, immediately?
San Diego, California
