CSR on phone: Let me spell that for you, that name is McKeon: “m” as in “m”, “c” as in “c”, “k” as in “k”, “e” as in “e”, “o” as in “o”, “n” as in “n”.
Portland, Maine
Overheard by: brian brinegar
CSR on phone: Let me spell that for you, that name is McKeon: “m” as in “m”, “c” as in “c”, “k” as in “k”, “e” as in “e”, “o” as in “o”, “n” as in “n”.
Portland, Maine
Overheard by: brian brinegar
Customer: … And before I go, can I get your name, Stanley*?
Stanley, the salesman: Um… Well, it’s… Stanley.
Canton, Michigan
Colleague: We went on a day trip to Auschwitz but it’s not a very happy place.
15-19 Bloomsbury Way
London, England
Web designer: I need you to print out 65 of those PowerPoint presentations I created.
Graphic designer: How many?
Web designer: 65.
Graphic designer: Okay. Let me write this down. I'm not good at math.
Las Vegas, Nevada
Overheard by: Looks Like Diva
Co-worker: This thing might fall on my head.
VP: Well, just hope that doesn’t happen, then.
Co-worker: It’s better than you falling on my head.
VP: No thanks, you aren’t my type.
4925 Main Street
Buffalo, New York
Coworker to assistant: Do Christians celebrate Christmas?
Phoenix, Arizona
Woman #1: How was your vacation?
Woman #2: Great!
Woman #3: You look great! Did you have fun?
Woman #2: Lots of sex, no kids, and lots of beach time.
Woman #1: You have sex on vacation?
Bergen, New Jersey
School director to parent considering enrolling child: Our classes are full. We have a waiting list.
Parent: [Blank look.]School director: You are Chinese?
Parent: No, Korean.
School director: But you speak Chinese.
Parent: No, Korean.
School director: Well, that’s the same thing, right?
Irving, Texas
Proud, jorts-wearing papa: Eric* is looking more like a Saskatchewan every day, with his big feet and all that hair.
Conrad Sauer Drive
Houston, Texas
Overheard by: Jacob
VP: Everyone in this organization knows that we have our shit together. And I know some of you may be thinking, “Jesus Christ, what the fuck is going on?”, but we’ve all been there and we’re fine.
321 Commonwealth Road
Wayland, Massachusetts
