Co-worker #1: Where is the copy paper?
Co-worker #2: Office Depot.
5201 Ravenswood Road
Dania Beach, Florida
Co-worker #1: Where is the copy paper?
Co-worker #2: Office Depot.
5201 Ravenswood Road
Dania Beach, Florida
Female employee, in front of doorway: Why are some really big and others small?
Male employee: Dunno, seems like it was meant to be.
United Way
South Florida
Cashier, handing customer a receipt: And here’s a memento of our time together.
Bed, Bath, and Beyond
Jacksonville, Florida
Boss: So, is there any other duty that you do on a daily basis that we should include on this list?
Worker: You mean other than miscellaneous bullshit?
Boss: Well, how much time do you spend on miscellaneous bullshit everyday?
Worker: Depending on the day, between 10 minutes and 8 hours.
4913 West Laurel Street
Tampa, Florida
Overheard by: hang on voltaire
Drafting dork: Hey, do you have any binder clips?
Female coworker: Why?
Drafting dork: I want to clip them to my nipples.
Boca Raton, Florida
Overheard by: I'mNotHazel
Boss to intern: You know that manatees are really just fish, right?
Jacksonville, Florida
Older gent doing crossword: What's a five letter word for “Stem with a bow?”
Secretary: That's “Stern with a bow”.
Older gent: So it's not “stem”? That doesn't make sense. I'm putting in “Oleo”.
State Office
Tampa, Florida
Overheard by: Sandy Paws
Coworker to another: I love your shirt. I have some plates that look just like it.
Orlando, Florida
Worker on phone: I’m sorry, we can’t hire you…It’s not that, it’s just that I don’t want to work with you.
3838 NW 13th Street
Gainesville, Florida
Boss: I have an open-door policy.
Worker: He doesn't have a door.
Boss: Right.
Homestead, Florida
