To Be Fair, 70% Of the Time, That's the Correct Answer

Older gent doing crossword: What's a five letter word for “Stem with a bow?”
Secretary: That's “Stern with a bow”.
Older gent: So it's not “stem”? That doesn't make sense. I'm putting in “Oleo”.

State Office
Tampa, Florida

Overheard by: Sandy Paws