Office manager: Empty your bucket full of love right here in the garbage can.
Manhattan, New York
Office manager: Empty your bucket full of love right here in the garbage can.
Manhattan, New York
Boss: Sue, I need you.
Sure: Aw, boss, I need you too.
Alpharetta, Georgia
Guy to girl: You're crying, you're upset, and you have to show boob when you don't want.
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Basia Emano
Female CSR #1: I'd rather be a prostitute than work here another minute.
Female CSR #2: I'm thinking more along the lines of being gang-raped by midgets.
Call Center
Hartford, Connecticut
Overheard by: hear no evil
Older lady #1: It's got a vibrator, and some balls on it… it feels really good.
Older lady #2: Oh, really? I might have to try one of those!
Lakewood, Colorado
Overheard by: John
Secretary #1: It's Friday, everybody!
Secretary #2: Shut up.
Secretary #1: Fuck you!
Secretary #2: I love you!
(both giggle)
New York City, New York
Social worker: I have no feelings about ferrets. No feelings at all.
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Overheard by: animal lover
Customer: I'd rather shoot off my left tit than save her life!
Melbourne
Australia
Coworker #1: Well, I climbed over the fence and knew that it hurt for some reason, but I didn't realize it was an electric fence until I climbed back over a second time.
Coworker #2: So you're pretty much telling us that cows have more sense than you?
Nashville, Tennessee
Guy in charge of van duty: You're going to be the next… (next words muffled by van engines)
Girl assisting van duty: Did you just tell me I'm going to be in epic porn?
Guy: What? No! I said “admin coord.” You're not going to go to HR, are you?
Girl: No, I'm actually a little flattered.
Marginal Way
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: porn star
