Ten Bucks Says They Didn't Tell Him.

Cheery coworker on Thursday: Thank god it's Friday!

Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: confused but amused

Posted on May 17, 2015
Australia, Coworkers, Feelings, General Idiocy, Weirdness

Ever Considered Beano?

Irish trader: There are always girls crying and falling over when I haven’t even touched them.

New York City, New York

Posted on May 15, 2015
Default, Feelings, New York, Sexuality, Tourists, Weirdness

…Anyway, That'll Be a Thousand Dollars.

Coworker, noticing repairman had just fixed door: Yay, the door's fixed!
Repairman: Yeah, but I don't know for how long.

Raleigh, North Carolina

Posted on May 15, 2015
Coworkers, Feelings, General Idiocy, North Carolina, Weirdness

..Now Look!

Sales on phone: I trusted you not to destroy my testes.

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Brad

Posted on May 11, 2015
Body Parts, Feelings, On the phone, Pennsylvania, Sales, Violence

How Funny That Is Depends on Your Role in the Legal System

Receptionist: God, I love today.
Supervisor: You know, I hate it when you get laid.
Receptionist, blushing: Yeah, I know…
General manager: You're just saying that because your wife won't put out.
Supervisor: That's not really funny.
General manager: Yeah, it is… If we were lucky, Tammy here would hire out, then everyone could get laid.

Roswell, New Mexico

Overheard by: Yikes!

Posted on May 10, 2015
Bosses, Comebacks, Family, Feelings, Gripes, New Mexico, Receptionists, Relationships, Sexuality

So I Date a Lot of Seniors

Guy behind counter: I have a fetish for pre-creased items.

Café Boulange
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Ladle

Posted on May 9, 2015
California, Default, Employees, Feelings, The Cafe, Weirdness

I'm Just His Spokesmodel

Peon #1: (sneezes)
Peon #2: Bless you.
Peon #1: Thank you.
Peon #2: Notice I didn't say “god bless you cause god doesn't love you.”
Peon #3: Aw, I love you.
Peon #2: But you're not god.

Memphis, Tennessee

Posted on May 6, 2015
Comebacks, Coworkers, Feelings, Religion, Tennessee

Which I Wasn't Chosen to Attend

Office girl #1, singing: Sometimes I feel like saying “Lord, I just don't care,” but you got the love I need to see me through.
Office girl #2: Fitting with the rapture and all tomorrow. Sarah's pissed cause I am going to heaven and she isn't. Apparently the Jews are having rapture parties.

Burlington, Massachusetts

Posted on May 4, 2015
Coworkers, Feelings, Massachusetts, Religion, Weirdness, Words

It’s So Hard Being an Orthodox Mormon

Female employee: What the hell is she fussing at? He’s only two years older than her. If he’s old, she’s old!
Office manager: She’s just trying to ruffle your feathers.
Sales guy: You should tell her your husband can beat up her husband.
Assistant: Which one? She’s got a couple.
Female employee: Hey!
Sales guy: Haha, I forgot she’s got like three husbands now.
Female employee: I hate you guys.

8220 England Street
Charlotte, North Carolina

Posted on May 4, 2015
Age and ageing, Bosses, Coworkers, Family, Feelings, Gripes, Receptionists, Relationships, Sales, South Carolina

Sally Struthers Should Be Out Raising Money for My Saggy Glutes

Blonde: Oh my god, I had the most terrible dream last night!
Distracted-looking friend: Oh, really? What happened?
Blonde: I dreamed that someone told me I could only have one of the plastic surgeries I wanted! I almost cried! (entire elevator stifles laughter) No, really, why are you laughing? It was horrible!

Rome
Italy

Overheard by: struggling to keep a straight face

Posted on April 20, 2015
Feelings, Friends, General Idiocy, Health & Hygiene, Italy

Feelings