HR clerk, reading weather report: It will be dry today.
Receptionist: Not if I think about the new guy.
Pearl, Mississippi
Overheard by: Brain Dancing
HR clerk, reading weather report: It will be dry today.
Receptionist: Not if I think about the new guy.
Pearl, Mississippi
Overheard by: Brain Dancing
Saleswoman: There was this guy in high school that had a crush on me, and he just loved peeps. He would molest peeps all day long…
Bonner Springs, Kansas
Sales girl: Can you believe it? We got no mail yesterday.
Sales boy: I know.
Sales girl: I was so distressed. I mean, there's supposed to be some junk, right?
Gilroy Premium Outlets
Gilroy, California
Overheard by: Fourth Quark
Marketing to IT worker: Would you stop looking in my trash and judging me?
Beaverton, Oregon
Male cube monkey #1: Are you excited about the spring dinner tomorrow?
Male cube monkey #2: Yeah man! It’s at a steakhouse.
Entire room: Steak! Steak! Steak! Steak!
Canal Park
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Smarmy boss to teenage peon: How are you doing, Veronica*?
Teenage peon: I hate you passionately!
Plymouth, Michigan
Coworker #1 (talking about the newly designed official computer desktop wallpapers): I don’t like the word “zero” in the wallpaper. It’s like such a negative number!
Coworker #2: It’s not negative if it’s used in a positive way.
Shubhada Building
Mumbai
India
Overheard by: M
Worker #1: Hey! What’s up? Everything fine or what?
Worker #2: Should I tell you the truth or just say fine?
Industrial Zone 2
Venezuela
CEO: Always marry for money–the sex is gone from my marriage now, and there's nothing left.
Boston, Massachusetts
Coworker to boss: Poor Karen, I felt so sorry for her. She was so tiny, and she was doing six or seven at a time.
Toronto
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: spice
