Employee helping customer with curtains: Now I'm slightly tacky, but I think you could work these…
Bed Bath & Beyond
San Francisco, California
Employee helping customer with curtains: Now I'm slightly tacky, but I think you could work these…
Bed Bath & Beyond
San Francisco, California
New girl: No, I want you to feel it because it's stiff.
Yaphank, New York
Office girl: I love her…she was my favorite wife.
Richmond, Virginia
Overheard by: Bry
Attorney: Don't make any appointments for me this weekend, I'm going to a rodeo.
Minion: Are you in it?
Attorney: Yeah.
Minion: I didn't know you rode.
Attorney: Well, if you put enough hardware on it you can ride anything.
Minion: (laughing)
Attorney: I meant the horse.
Minion: (laughing uncontrollably)
Attorney: Get out of my office!
Little Rock, Arkansas
Overheard by: Does it come with instructions?
Canadian freelancer: Is your husband Canadian?
Texan producer: No, he's real smart.
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: Sharon
New male employee: Does our company have a policy restricting facial hair?
HR: No. If we started restricting facial hair for men, then we'd have to restrict the women too and that's just too much work.
Technology Parkway, Massachusetts
Production assistant, after something crashes to the floor: Oh thank god, I thought you dropped a camera.
Editor: Nope. That was just my ball sack slamming into the floor.
Chappaqua, New York
Overheard by: I can't believe I work here…
Caller: I need to speak to your meteorologist now.
Producer: Sorry, she's gone to dinner.
Caller: But I really need to know about the moon. Will she be saying anything about the moon tonight during the news?
Producer: What are you, a werewolf?
News Station
Jackson, Mississippi
Family: Well, let me ask you this, I mean, she won't look dead, right? I've seen some bodies that look like they are dead and I think that is awful, how do you make the deceased not look “that” way?
Director: Uuuhhmmmmm, well, uhhh, huh?
Funeral Home
Detroit, Michigan
Cube rat: I went to the funnest wake last night.
Chicago, Illinois
