He Was a Scumbag’s Scumbag

Feisty secretary: Man, could that man spit!

Newcastle, Delaware

Overheard by: What else could he do?

Posted on December 6, 2022
Compliments, Cubicles, Default, Delaware, Employees, Weirdness

I Find Birth Control Is the Best Mood Elevator

Office secretary: Beth* keeps me entertained.
Beth*: Yep, just give me a pill!

Pineville, Louisiana

Posted on November 30, 2022
Coworkers, Employees, Louisiana, Offers and requests, Places, Substance Use & Abuse, Wishes

Have You Seen This Year's Potato Crop?

Friend of coworker: (mumbling)
Coworker: So now I am sensitive to size!
Friend of coworker: (more mumbling).

University of Idaho
Moscow, Idaho

Posted on November 25, 2022
Body Parts, Employees, Friends, Idaho, Sexuality

…Oops, Wrong Job!

Typist lady, answering the phone: Hello! How are you this morning? (pause) I'm wet.

Yaphank, New York

Overheard by: Junior

Posted on November 22, 2022
Body Parts, Employees, New York, On the phone, Questions, Sexuality

I Think That's What She Told a Bunch Of the Voters

Voice on phone coming out of an office: Really? Because I thought she only had one tit.
(cube dweller swings head around in disbelief)
Voice on the phone: You know like one of the Amazon ladies who shave their breasts off?
(cube dweller scurries away)

New Hampshire

Overheard by: David