Just a Minute–I’ll Czech

Customer: Hi, can I get hold of Czech crowns here?
Bank flunky: Uhh…What was his first name again?

ASB Bank, Great North Road
Auckland, New Zealand

Posted on June 18, 2023
Banking, Customers, Dumb Employees, General Idiocy, Money, New Zealand, Questions

Oh, Hell, Give Me a Buck and We’re Good

Clerk trying to price-check produce: Now, how is it you spell cucumber? Is that with a K or a Q?

Supermarket
Biloxi, Mississippi

Posted on June 17, 2023
Dumb Employees, Mississippi, Questions

10AM Board Meeting

President: You really need to stop asking so many questions and start figuring things out for yourself, especially when you are out producing jobs.
Worker: You’re right, I realize that. I’m trying harder.
President: And about this job you worked Saturday night; did you know what you were doing there?
Worker: To be honest, I wasn’t sure on some things.
President: Well, did you ask anyone what your role was supposed to be? If you don’t know something you really need to start asking questions. People are here to help you.

200 West 57th Street
New York, NY

Posted on June 11, 2023
Dumb Bosses, Dumb Employees, General Idiocy, New York, Questions

9AM Back to Inanity

Employee: Hey, it’s The Bobster! I was just out–
Bob: Seriously, why did you just add “the” and “ster” to my name?

27450 Ynez Road
Temecula, California

Overheard by: Jake Glazier

Posted on June 1, 2023
California, Dumb Employees, Employees, General Idiocy, Gripes, Questions, Words

Bad Judgment, Then?

Sergeant: I need you to call an ambulance for a 32-year-old pregnant woman.
Control room operator: What do I tell them is wrong with her?
Sergeant: Well, she’s pregnant!

Clark County Detention Center
Las Vegas, Nevada

Overheard by: cro