Coworker #1: Do you want this document spf-ed?
Coworker #2: Do mean pdf-ed?
Coworker #1: Yeah, why, what did I say?
Coworker #2: Sfp.
Ellicott City, Maryland
Coworker #1: Do you want this document spf-ed?
Coworker #2: Do mean pdf-ed?
Coworker #1: Yeah, why, what did I say?
Coworker #2: Sfp.
Ellicott City, Maryland
Worker: When he used to work here, I literally left work one day and spent ten minutes trying to figure out where I could park my car so I could shoot him when he left and not get caught.
Main Street
Kansas City, Missouri
Overheard by: frightened newbie
Lady in cubicle: Why do I have a dollar in my bra?
Birmingham, Alabama
Office girl on cell: Come on, Mom, you know how I feel about socks!
621 East 9th Street
Des Moines, Iowa
Boss: The vendor didn't fix it because the data is wrong.
Consultant: Well, garbage goes in, garbage comes out.
Boss: No. They're a garbage disposal; they make garbage worse: that's what garbage disposals do!
State Office
Sacramento, California
tech1 – I thought they said it was going to be in the 80's today. Tech2 – yeah, that or 62.
Beverly, MA
Coworker: Well, people are essentially like Slinkies…
Lexington, Massachusetts
Overheard by: loves her job
Lasik tech to another: Can I borrow your eyes for a sec?
Lasik Vision Institute, California
Overheard by: blind betty
Loud, angry voice from breakroom: Who forked the peanut butter?
Pearl, Mississippi
Overheard by: Brain Dancing
Young female manager: Can I get you anything else today, sir?
Man: Yeah, a wife of childbearing age.
Young female manager: Well, I can’t help you there, but how about some water?
208 West 72nd Street
New York, New York
