CSR: Okay, is there anything else?
Underling: No that's it.
CRS: Okay… you have a good day.
Underling: You have a winning day with Jesus!
CSR: Uh… sure, you too.
Atlanta, Georgia
CSR: Okay, is there anything else?
Underling: No that's it.
CRS: Okay… you have a good day.
Underling: You have a winning day with Jesus!
CSR: Uh… sure, you too.
Atlanta, Georgia
[coworkers discussing switching from current ordering system to proposed new system]Bob: So, it would be like trading in your Honda civic hybrid for an old Schwinn?
Jill: Um, no. It would be like trading in my hybrid for a fucking rusted-out Yugo propped up on cinder blocks in my front yard.
Raleigh Street
Chapel Hill, North Carolina
Overheard by: snoopdude
Maintenance foreman talking to vendor about fittings: When I say air, I’m talking about nitrogen.
Southlake Boulevard
Richmond, Virginia
Male coworker: I have a tiny one and I whipped it out the other day.
Sacramento, California
Overheard by: Not surprised
Coworker on phone: How can I help you? Ummm… Okay. Sir, is everything alright? Well, you seem to be breathing a little heavy. No, I can’t help you with that. You should probably go out and buy a magazine. I’m hanging up now sir [hangs up]. Fucking freaks.
Spring Street and Cleveland Avenue
Columbus, Ohio
Overheard by: Ari
Managing editor: Who didn’t have their salad tossed?
Wilmington, Delaware
Coworker #1: What are those people called? You know, the ones in Oregon? Are they Muslims?
Coworker #2: Are you talking about Mormons? In Utah?
Coworker #1: Right.
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: RRW
Office girl: I’m on heat… Fire! Fire — I meant ‘fire’! Shut up.
London
England
Suit #1: We’re introducing a great new investment product.
Suit #2: Oh yeah. Features?
Suit #1: Well, if you die before it matures, you get your money back.
Wellington Street
Toronto
Canadia
