Customer: Do you sell anything that will take the finish off a tile?
Salesman #1: Yeah, I think we have something. Where's that Finnish stripper?
Salesman #2: Out back, next to the Swedish stripper.
Waltham, Massachusetts
Customer: Do you sell anything that will take the finish off a tile?
Salesman #1: Yeah, I think we have something. Where's that Finnish stripper?
Salesman #2: Out back, next to the Swedish stripper.
Waltham, Massachusetts
Customer in line buying a pop: $5 for a pop? Are you serious?
Cashier, deadpan: I wish I was joking.
Customer: Fine, give me a Coke. (walks away) I feel like I've just been raped!
Molson Amphitheatre
Toronto
Canadia
Director on phone with client: You need to complete a survey to assess your facility's readiness for the next stage of this project. Just don't think your answers will have any impact on the final decision.
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: Xen
Insurance claims adjuster: So have you recovered from the disaster last Friday night?
Homeowner: (inaudible)
Insurance claims adjuster: No, I was talking about the Ohio state game where they got whipped!
Earthy City, Missouri
Overheard by: Kevin
Cashier, ringing up case of beer and large box of condoms: Got a busy weekend planned, huh?
Customer: Yeah, my sister's coming into town tonight. Gotta be prepared, you know?
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: Lusus Naturae
Female bank teller to male customer with an open beer between his knees: I sure would like to have what's between your legs!
Dawson Springs, Kentucky
Overheard by: will1966
Woman in hardware store, holding tube of black caulk: Does this caulk come in a smaller size?
Helpful hardware dude: No ma'm, black caulk only comes in large sizes.
Hardware Store
San Antonio, Texas
Overheard by: of course it does…..
Woman in office to client that is leaving: Just so you know, I just poured some tuna fish water in the toilet, but I didn't use it. You know, just in case you were thinking… You know…
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: Mickey
Ski salesman, advocating favorite brand to customer: I'm partial to Head.
Customer: You and me both.
Ottawa
Canadia
Client: I think we'll need to push this to Q4 or Q5.
Seattle, Washington
