But Ass Prostheses Are the Wave of the Future

Girl #1: Oh my god! You are such a slut!
Girl #2: I am not a slut!
Girl #3: It’s true, she’s not a slut. She’s just a fake-ass ho.
Girl #1: Yeah, you’re such a fake-ass ho.
Girl #2: Yeah, true.

1310 Sycamore Street
Cincinnati, Ohio

Posted on November 29, 2022
Coworkers, Insults, Ohio

You Have to Be Able to Engineer As Directed

Engineer: I have a college degree in engineering. I know about these things.
Line lead: Well, I’ve got a big dick… That doesn’t make me a porn star! [Engineer leaves.]

Boat factory
Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: i dont want to see that movie

Posted on November 26, 2022
Coworkers, Florida, Gossip

Jarvis Remembers the Alamo Burger

Male coworker to female coworker: So, did you have the diarrhea before lunch or after lunch?

Austin, Texas

Overheard by: Joel

Posted on November 25, 2022
Coworkers, Health & Hygiene, Questions, Texas, Time Management, Weirdness

Tends to Happen When Your Officemates Are a Bunch Of Animals

Vet: Is Amanda* upstairs?
Amanda*: No, I'm downstairs.
Vet: Oh, she is? Okay, hold on.
(vet goes downstairs)
Amanda*: Did that really happen?
Vet tech: I dunno. I want a beer.

Veterinary Clinic
Mahattan, New York

Overheard by: Vicksburg

Posted on November 21, 2022
Coworkers, Drinking, Medical, New York, Weirdness, Wishes

Can You Define “Treat”?

Coworker: Treat yourself and your vag — get a pap.

Austin, Texas

Posted on November 15, 2022
Advice, Body Parts, Coworkers, Default, Health & Hygiene, Texas

I'm Already Bottoming Out in My Career

Office monkey #1: Sometimes I think it'd just be easier to be gay.
Office monkey #2: Except for the butt sex.
Office monkey #1: …I could take it.

Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: Only woman here…

Posted on November 12, 2022
Coworkers, Florida, Possible Sexual Harassment, Sexuality, Wishes

9AM Where’s My Tums…

Co-worker: She said I was giving her an ulcer…But I don’t even have ulcers!

1127 Euclid Avenue
Cleveland, Ohio

Posted on November 11, 2022
Coworkers, General Idiocy, Gripes, Health & Hygiene, Ohio, Words

In All Its Smoky, Disgusting Deliciousness

Guy: I really like cigars.
Girl: Really? Ew!
Guy: I used to smoke them all time.
Girl: Gross!
Guy: I haven't had one in a long time, but they were delicious.
Girl: I just think they seem so disgusting.
Male coworker, catching the tail end of the conversation: Hey, are you guys talking about the McRib?

Camden County, New Jersey