Older coworker: People didn't need health care in World War I, they just died. They didn't bother with “sick”.
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: Glad I'm healthy.
Older coworker: People didn't need health care in World War I, they just died. They didn't bother with “sick”.
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: Glad I'm healthy.
Coworker to another: Well, I'm going to go find a razor blade. Talk to you later.
Library, Midwest
Coworker to another: Isn't it funny how the smallest secretary in the office has the biggest box?
St. Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: ADP
Coworker: I think I'm a good parent about 50% of the time. I was telling my wife last night that it would be easier if we could just have “time-share children,” and only have to parent them a couple weeks per year.
Jenkintown, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: I think he's on to something!
Annoyed coworker: What's wrong there? Do you have a booger?
Coworker, picking his nose: No, my brain was itching.
Reston, Virginia
Overheard by: Glad they didn't pick me
Woman to man making pot of coffee: Oh, that smells delicious.
Man: I made a lot, would you like some?
Woman: Perhaps I'll have half a cup later, but right now, I'll settle for a facial.
Evanston, Illinois
Coworker: They say Micheal Phelps is a good swimmer, but I say screw that, we're all great swimmers! Do you know how far that was to swim? And then you get there and you have to bust through a zygote head first! That takes stamina!
Branchburg, New Jersey
Guy #1, during department meeting at adult industry company: The homemade video clips of everyday guys jacking off are actually making a lot of money, provided they're adequately equipped.
Guy #2: I know what I'm doing tonight!
Girl: Praying for a bigger penis?
Charlotte, North Carolina
Worker #1: We need a slogan for our Easter egg hunt and party. One that lets the kids know they will get to play with really fun bunnies and get to also hunt Easter eggs. Something that says “fun for all.”
Worker #2: How about “Kids bunny bash!”?
Worker #1: Yeah! Wait… what?
Day Care Center
Banning, California
Teller #1: That person smelled so bad… I thought I had stepped in poop and then I didn't see poop so I thought I was pooping and I checked!
Teller #2: What would you have done if you pulled your hand back and there was poop all over it?!
Teller #1: I ain't know, I was gonna cross that bridge when I got to it, okay?
Charleston, South Carolina
