Female CSR #1: I'd rather be a prostitute than work here another minute.
Female CSR #2: I'm thinking more along the lines of being gang-raped by midgets.
Call Center
Hartford, Connecticut
Overheard by: hear no evil
Female CSR #1: I'd rather be a prostitute than work here another minute.
Female CSR #2: I'm thinking more along the lines of being gang-raped by midgets.
Call Center
Hartford, Connecticut
Overheard by: hear no evil
Analyst to another, about leftovers from office picnic: Did you grab your meat? Cause if you didn't, you're SOL.
Arnold, Missouri
Elderly coworker, a little too enthusiastically: Hey, why don't you just Outlook me later?
Younger bewildered coworker: Um, okay, I guess…
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: AlsoBewildered
Suit to another, as they walk away from urinals: I just tell people I played with it too much as a teenager and wore it down to the nub.
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Overheard by: never making eye contact again
Coworker: If I ate everything that smelled good I would be dead.
Monroe, Wisconsin
Overheard by: Amanda
Office worker #1: She has a degree from Harvard and another from Yale.
Office worker #2: Well, if she's so smart, why is she working for the government?
Pentagon
Washington, DC
Woman to colleague: So, what did you do last night?
Colleague: I picked up my new banjo, I'm starting banjo lessons this Saturday. I got excited just fondling it!
Woman: I bet.
Ottawa
Canadia
Overheard by: Marti
Project manager: Sure, I'd be okay pushing it out for you. We could pull it back in if that what you need. Let me know, I'd be happy to!
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: VJ
Wide-eyed coworker,completely serious: You put the “pow” in “Kelly Kapowski”!
San Antonio, Texas
Overheard by: Is it 1990?
