Male coworker: The last place I danced was at a strip club!
Female coworker: I didn’t think there was a place to dance at a strip club except that one little stage, and I didn’t think they let boys up there.
Male coworker: Well, somehow I ended up there… They won’t let me in the Dells anymore!
Female coworker: Why not?
Male coworker: I had my face in places it shouldn’t have been.
Madison, Wisconsin
Overheard by: hoping he meant the guacamole
Woman #1: Hi! You must be new here. What’s your name?
Woman #2: Anna*
Woman #1: Anna, when did you start?
Anna: Five years ago.
700 West Capitol Avenue
Little Rock, Arkansas
Co-worker: If someone is from Puerto Rico, do you say that they’re Mexican? Or Hispanic?
150 East 55th Street
New York, NY
Female cube dweller to coworker: Stop that, you don't know me well enough to bite my nipples!
Rockford, Illinois
Staffer #1: In your view, how are sociopaths and psychopaths different?
Staffer #2: Why are you doing this?
4555 Central Avenue
Columbus, Indiana
Co-worker on phone: Well, when I asked you over for lunch I asked if there was something you didn’t eat besides cheese…Well I’m just saying you should have told me you didn’t eat pork when I asked…Yes, I know you’re Jewish…Well whatever you are, you’re an idiot and a liar. You should have told me about the pork…Ew, she’s your first cousin.
622 3rd Avenue
New York, NY
Office supplies clerk: Where is all double sided tape going?
Office peon (to other peon): One more roll for my left foot and I can scale the building like Spiderman.
Downtown Orlando, Florida
Employee #1: I love Chex Mix so much I'd grind it up, stick it in an IV and mainline it.
Employee #2: I…well… (pauses in thought) You couldn't *freebase* it…
Mesa, Arizona
Overheard by: Chris Cardinal
Intern guy: I'm trying to imagine what a masochistic society would be like.
20-something girl: …amazing.
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/08/ouch.html
Overheard by: Ian
Coworker on phone: Hi, Sally*. How you been? Working hard, or.. (cough cough)
Voice on speaker phone: Hi–you okay?
Coworker: (cough) Yes… (cough cough)
Voice: Okay, then. Well, I took a look at the accounts…
Coworker: (cough cough cough)
Voice: And I noticed our balance…
Coworker: (cough) Or hardly working?
Voice: What?
Melville, New York
