Coworker to the whole office: Does anyone know where Arkansas is? It's on the West Coast, right?
Chicago, Illinois
Coworker to the whole office: Does anyone know where Arkansas is? It's on the West Coast, right?
Chicago, Illinois
Coworker #1: I feel as though I had a one night stand with this muffin. I only took one bite.
Coworker #2: It's not your fault that it's not the type of person you call back.
Coworker #1: This muffin's a skank.
Coworker #2: I want to marry this bagel.
Chicago, Illinois
Coworker #1: How's the new dog?
Coworker #2: It's a shitload of work. I haven't been out in weeks.
Coworker #1: Really? That sucks!
Coworker #2: I think my dog is turning me asexual.
Washington, DC
Coworker #1: It was really hard, surprisingly. Took me over an hour to get it in there, though.
Coworker #2: How did you get it out, then?
Coworker #1: Oh, well, it deflated after about five minutes, so that wasn't a problem.
Ottawa
Canadia
Rep #1: She wears disgusting eye makeup…like a tarantula.
Rep #2: Gross!
Rep #1: I know. She looks like a tramp. I mean, she can’t keep her legs closed.
Rep #2: Nasty!
Rep #1: She thinks she is so hot. Yeah, right.
Rep #2: Wait, isn’t she like, your best friend?
Rep #1: Of course!
Plainfield Pike, Rhode Island
Coworker: My name is Virginia. (silence) No, Virginia. (silence, then sighs) Not Victoria but Virginia. You know, like the State? (silence) Or not. It's Virginia, ma'am, like the ham? (silence) Yes, it's good ham. How can I help you?
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: WD40
Coworker before meeting: Okay, let me go grab some paper and pen and pretend to care.
Fort Wayne, Indiana
Overheard by: AA
Sad girl: How would you like it if you boyfriend hit on another girl while his pregnant girlfriend stood next to him? It made me feel like a fat dog slut.
Macquarie Fields Station
Australia
Male office worker: So, what kind of nuts do you like?
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: Sean
