Cubicle #1: Why is Jim* here!?
Cubicle #2: Because he works here?
England Street
Charlotte, North Carolina
Cubicle #1: Why is Jim* here!?
Cubicle #2: Because he works here?
England Street
Charlotte, North Carolina
Office girl #1: Hey Jessica*, that's weird.
Office girl #2: What?
Office girl #1: That I don't exist.
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: J-Bone
Coworker: I don't even think I know where Egypt is, I think I failed geometry in high school…
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Pretty woman: Thanks for fixing my computer!
Geeky computer guy: Maria*, you know I’m always thinking about you.
Pretty woman: And thanks for not calling that to my attention too often.
125th Street
New York, New York
Clerk to another, seeing woman walk in with screaming baby: A coat hanger could have fixed that problem.
Fergus
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: weenie
Woman #2, in elevator: Be careful. Don't kill yourself.
Woman #1, stumbling on platform shoes: These shoes are no good.
Woman #2, examining them: You have socks on.
Woman #1: Yes. My feet get cold.
Woman #2, hesitant: But… you have sandals on.
Woman #1: I know. I'm wearing sandals with socks, and you've busted me before I've even gotten off the elevator.
Burbank, California
Overheard by: Urz
Employee #1: So have you heard from [Amanda] since she quit?
Employee #2: No. I called her twice but never heard back from her.
Employee #1: That’s because she’s probably bitter.
Employee #3: You’ve tasted her?
138 Greenwood Avenue
Bethel, Connecticut
Overheard by: Dawn Saunders
Office chick #1: Wow, I didn’t know *Lisa was so religious.
Office chick #2: Oh really, what kind of religion is she?
Office chick #1: I dunno, like Jesus and stuff.
CTI Building
Calgary, Alberta
Canadia
Telephone grunt #1: There was someone pooping in the hallway?
Telephone grunt #2: That’s what she said! Hold on, I’m going to call her. [Calls non-telephone-based grunt] She was pooping and walking? In the garage? Okay. I guess I just had to hear it again to believe it.
175 South 3rd Street
Columbus, Ohio
Coworker #1: What is that, you heart monitor or something?
Coworker #2: No, it's Window's Media Player.
Media, Pennsylvania
