Peer Pressure and Piercings Can Be a Deadly Combination

Office lady #1: I need a haircut like I need a hole in the head!
Office lady #2: Me too! I'm going to get one right now!
Office lady #1: Hey, so am I!

Ithaca, New York

Overheard by: i heart cubicles

Posted on November 28, 2015
Body Parts, Compare and contrast, Coworkers, New York, Physical Appearance

Sounds Hot

Male coworker: Did you get a haircut?
Female coworker: No, I showered.

Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: erak

Posted on November 28, 2015
Coworkers, Health & Hygiene, New York, Physical Appearance, Questions

… Gorgeous Food-Carrier Lady

Biotechy waitress: It is really nice having dishwasher boy here.
Polite waitress: He has a name! His name is Rick*!
Biotechy waitress, to Rick: Do you mind if I call you ‘dishwasher boy’?
Dishwasher boy: No! It means I have a job title!

931 Redd Road
El Paso, Texas

Posted on November 27, 2015
Blue Collar, Coworkers, General Idiocy, Texas

Daisy Flies Around the Office Like a Rubber-Powered Airplane

Coworker, slamming down phone: Owww, my panties are in a twist!

Frances Ave
Lancaster, Pennsylvania

Posted on November 27, 2015
Anger management, Clothes, Coworkers, On the phone, Pennsylvania

I Hear Metallica Is Going to Call Their Next Album “Butterfly”

Male staff #1: Hey, check out that butterfly on the window sill.
Male staff #2: Wow! That’s cool. Man, I’m not trying to sound girly, but butterflies are beautiful. I have this bush outside my house that they just love, and it’s so cool to watch them.
Male staff #1: Yeah, man, seriously. I’m not going to be covering my car with butterfly stickers, but butterflies do kick ass.
Male staff #2: Totally.

10 Medical Center Boulevard
Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Overheard by: a butterfly

Posted on November 26, 2015
Animals, Compliments, Coworkers, Default, North Carolina, Sexuality

1PM Lunchtime

Co-worker #1: Your brain still not working?
Co-worker #2: Not so much.
Co-worker #3: Mine’s not really working either.
Co-worker #1: Mine’s working, it just keeps timing out.

659 Mimosa Boulevard
Roswell, Georgia

Posted on November 25, 2015
Coworkers, General Idiocy, Georgia

Ralph Wiggum Goes Corporate

Partner: Do cats pee?

Erie, Pennsylvania

Posted on November 22, 2015
Animals, Coworkers, Health & Hygiene, Pennsylvania, Questions

That’s the Last Time I Let Uncle Walter Take Me on a Cruise

Newly married office girl: Swallowing is not my idea of a vacation.

Bala Cynwyd, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: these walls are thin

Posted on November 21, 2015
Coworkers, Gripes, Pennsylvania

Or You Could Throw One in before We Lose Any More People in Iraq

Coworker #1: So, you’re saying that in the movie he twisted the towel so tight it became a sword?
Coworker #2: Yeah, like, if you spin a towel tight enough it gets rigid, but if you put Kung Fu in it, it’s like a weapon.

Government agency
Washington, DC

Overheard by: kung fu master

Posted on November 19, 2015
Arts, Coworkers, General Idiocy, Government, Violence, Washington DC

There's Only a Few Sentences That Improve When You Add “…in Thailand,” And This Isn't One of Them.

Coworker #1: Did you have a good vacation?
Coworker #2: Of course! Is there any such thing as a bad vacation?
Coworker #3: Well, my friend fell off a train once… in Thailand.

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: jessie

Posted on November 18, 2015
Coworkers, Geography & History, Massachusetts, Travel, Vacation

Coworkers