Or You Could Throw One in before We Lose Any More People in Iraq

Coworker #1: So, you’re saying that in the movie he twisted the towel so tight it became a sword?
Coworker #2: Yeah, like, if you spin a towel tight enough it gets rigid, but if you put Kung Fu in it, it’s like a weapon.

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Washington, DC

Overheard by: kung fu master