So If You’re So Smart, How Do They Put Out the Fires, Then?

Man #1: No, you’re not fucking listening here. There are no fire hydrants in the ocean.
Man #2: But we could…
Man #1: Oh my God. No fire hydrants! Are you hearing me? There are no fire hydrants in the ocean!

Insurance office
Woodbury, New York

Posted on November 25, 2020
Coworkers, General Idiocy, Geography & History, New York

2PM Diversity Initiative

African-American co-worker: So, maybe you can help me out with this, are Italians black or Latino?
Italian-American co-worker: I’m white. Just white, man.
African American co-worker: Maybe you didn’t understand the question.

4800 University Drive
Durham, North Carolina

Posted on November 22, 2020
Coworkers, Dumb Employees, General Idiocy, North Carolina, Questions, Race

Anyway, I Already Ate Richard's Foot Skin

Broker #1: Okay, here's one: would you rather lick the bulge on Jimmy's leg or eat the skin that Richard peeled off his foot last year?
Broker #2: As sick as this sounds, I'd take Jimmy's bulge in a second. I had to sit next to Richard. His foot had a crack in it so deep you could stick a pencil in it.

Chicago, Illinois

Posted on November 20, 2020
Body Parts, Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Health & Hygiene, Illinois, Weirdness

A Lot Of Guys Would Be Gay, If It Weren't for the Sex

Gay coworker to straight coworker: Hey, look, it's my work husband–love you!

Columbia, Pennsylvania

Posted on November 19, 2020
Coworkers, Family, Feelings, Gays and lesbians, General Idiocy, Pennsylvania, Relationships

“…It's Time to Bone”

Female coworker who never shuts up: I woke up at 9:55 am. Soon as I woke up, I looked at my husband and he looked at me. I said, “did I tell you about the hallway skeleton?” He starting laughing, and I said “it's amazing.” He said, “not now.”

Dublin, Ohio