Co-worker #1: What’s been up?
Co-worker #2: Yeah.
Co-worker #1: You have no idea what I’ve just said.
Co-worker #2: Is that right?
Co-worker #1: Never mind.
10 Mackay Drive
Fredericton, New Brunswick
Canadia
Co-worker #1: What’s been up?
Co-worker #2: Yeah.
Co-worker #1: You have no idea what I’ve just said.
Co-worker #2: Is that right?
Co-worker #1: Never mind.
10 Mackay Drive
Fredericton, New Brunswick
Canadia
Clerk to another, seeing woman walk in with screaming baby: A coat hanger could have fixed that problem.
Fergus
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: weenie
Office chick #1: Wow, I didn’t know *Lisa was so religious.
Office chick #2: Oh really, what kind of religion is she?
Office chick #1: I dunno, like Jesus and stuff.
CTI Building
Calgary, Alberta
Canadia
CSR: That reminds me of when my boyfriend sat on my face.
Scarborough
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Cnote
Newbie: Did you know Matt Goldberg used to be a singer?
Employee: Who?
Newbie: Mark Goldberg?
Employee: You mean Mark Wahlberg?
Newbie: Yeah! That’s it!
5100 Spectrum Way
Mississauga, Ontario
Canadia
Woman #1 in line at cafeteria: That one girl never gives out the big portions. She must be cheap.
Woman #2: I know, eh? She seems slow, too. Do you think she’s retarded?
Woman #1: Yeah, Down’s-lite.
Front Street
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: nothingsacred
Jamaican contractor: Hey, have some coconut.
White employee: No, man, I'm full.
Jamaican contractor: Dude, this is a coconut. It doesn't matter how full you are.
Edmonton
Canadia
Guy watching tv in break room: They have TVs in Bangkok? Isn't that in, like, China?
Halifax
Nova Scotia
Canadia
Cute chick holding up water bottle: Has this water gone bad?
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: only cause i peed in it
